Gossip Girl 'Shattered Bass' Episode and Fashion Recap

How can there only be one episode of Gossip Girl left?

I know I have a million things I should be doing other than watching,

but I'll certainly miss my Monday fix.

For once I don't even know where to start.

Chuck! Blair! Louis! Thorpe!

And Jack Bass. Back and teaming up with...Chuck?!

I almost like it.

I'm glad Chuck got some closure over the Thorpe situation,

but I wanted to bop Nate over his pretty little head.

It's been confirmed: dude is as stupid as he looks.

I'm not so afraid Thorpe will hurt Blair, I'm mostly

mad that he ruined her princess moment (classic that

Cyrus, who I love, called her a "princess bride.")

But I guess if nothing else Blair leaving the party shows

that she'll always choose Chuck first.

Serena Looking Pensive in a Christian Dior Fall 2009 Dress

And just when I was starting to like Louis a bit.

He seemed cool this episode, like he really cares

about Blair and he wasn't all jumping to conclusions

and breaking off engagements willy nilly.

Blair's V-Necked Coral Dress by Fendi

Flower and Chain Necklace by Louis Vuitton Resort 2011 [via]

Although I do think the party ultimatum was a disaster

waiting to happen. See also: Chuck Bass, Empire State Building.

Blair should have really known better.

Blair's White Triple Chain Tweed Coat - Phoebe Marais by Milly

Scarf - Oscar de la Renta

Satchel - LV Les Extraordinaires Monogram Guipure

Nude Patent Pumps - Giuseppe Zanotti

I'm hearing Vanessa and Jenny won't be back next season, which I'm glad about.

Now if we can just send Charlie along we'd be good.

I thought Serena overreacted a bit about the dress at the party--

she really looked like she wanted to rip it off right there--

but Charlie, as predicted, is legit crazy.

I mean, you kind of have to be to throw your entire

prescription--which Rufus just filled out for you--in the trash.

In. The. Trash. Can.

The living room trash can.

Really?

Blair's Engagement Party Dress from

Alexis Mabille's Fall 2010 Couture Collection

I'm soooo looking forward to next week!

Serena's coral dress (she does look great in that colour)

is from Jenny Packham's 2011 Cruise Collection

Earrings - Beatrice by Amrita Singh

Cuff - Snowflake by MCL

{Georgina, seen in the next episode, is in Marchesa from 2007}

 

Serena knew that Charlie's gold dress was Pamela Dennis Couture.

Earrings - Double Happiness

Gold Cuff - Alexis Bittar

Clutch - Nancy Gonzalez

Mostly because she'd already worn it in Season 1.

Just look at that bow...I guess the tag wasn't the only thing that

Charlie ripped out and threw into the trash along with her pills. [via]

How about you? What did you think of this episode?

Photos: CW, gossipgirlonline.net