Daphnee Guinness is my hero

"You either want to have something functional or artistic," Ms. Guinness explained. "I mourn the demise of people walking down the streets with umbrellas and hats. Reality that reflects reality is a big fat mess. I like to experiment with different fabrics and see what happens. There's one fabric I've been looking for for five years. It's like an LCD screen, but it's supple. You'd be able to play the movie 'Sunset Boulevard' on your T-shirt. The military has the first option on it. I keep asking them, 'Can't you just give me a little bit?'"

Oh my god please give it to her. Please please please.

(via Wall Street Journal)